Started with the label of a purple gasket replacement gel containing the descriptor THIXOTROPIC.
By the time I gave up, I had visited
Special guest appearances by science and math!
"Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all."
-- Dr. Seuss