I had a dream last night ...
Professor Severus Snape has been pressed into service as a substitute teacher for a Hogwarts class on Muggle Philosophy.
"In 1651 a muggle from Malmesbury in Wiltshire, by the name of Thomas Hobbes, described the original state of muggles as 'nasty, brutish, and short.' Who can tell me what we call this form of muggle society? No, not you, Miss Granger. What about -- Potter?"
Harry straightens up and looks at Snape. "Um, er, the Labour Party?"
And that was the dream.