The email subject line said, "Magazines now 30% off!"
Wow, I thought, you can never have too many magazines. Maybe more of the CZ 40S&Ws, or some M1911 spares?
Turns out they meant, like, print magazines -- legacy media -- such as Time and Popular Mechanics.
Eew. So last millennium.
I suppose there are readers who have a subscription sent to an e-reader or pad... but WHY?! There are too many good things to read, to clutter up your time with media conglomerate agitprop.