CO-WORKER: You got any super glue? That last stuff you gave me went all hard.
ME (handing him a new package of super glue): Okay. Here you go.
[time passes . . . ]
CO-WORKER: I used it, but that super glue you gave me ain't no good too. It's like all jellied up or something.
ME: [Pointing at package, where it says, "Loctite® Super Glue Gel, No Drip / No Mess"]
CO-WORKER: Oh. Well, that don't work as good as the runny stuff. I like the runny stuff better.
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Some days, it's enough to make one lose one's faith in humanity.
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