Hotter Then Expected

We get emails from TD Ameritrade. Sometimes informative, sometimes way over my head. 

Today's was... 

Proofread much?  And to cap it, when you click the link, you get:  

Workplace dialogues

CO-WORKER:  (Comes over to borrow my 24 oz. ball pein hammer)

ME: Here you go.

CO-WORKER:  (sings) If I had a haa-merrrr...

ME: You wouldn't have to come over here and raid my toolbox!

CO-WORKER:  No, it was an old folk song.

ME: It's still an old folk's song.  Nowadays only old folks sing it!

CO-WORKER:  !!!