1.) The water in the cup on the night stand turns into oil overnight, and if you drink it you turn into Frankenstein.
2.) The last tablespoon of milk out of the carton -- the one with the all the bubbles in it -- is poison.
3.) The potato chips with the green edges are poison.
4.) Mom said he could have the last piece of cake.
5.) The brown crayons are made out of poop.