6/30/2015

Supreme Court and Baseball

Yer OUT!
 · I was SAFE!!!
He meant to tag you, though, so you're out.
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STEE-RIKE THREE!!! YER OOOUUTT!!!
 · What?!
Well, the pitcher's intention was to put the ball over the inside corner.
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SAFE!
 · But I tagged him, ump!
Oh, you're up by three runs anyway, and he's stolen a base in each of his last six games, so let's give it to him!

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In baseball, we would call that bad officiating.

When the Supreme Court does it, who can anyone appeal to?

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